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stabitthroughandjustifyyourpride:
“guys want pretty girls. like me!”
what a bitch omg
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bitch, you are TINY as fuck. I’m larger than you, and I’m not fat at all.
People like you are the reason people hate themselves.
“It’s not my place to judge”
Bitch, calling people out and calling them fat is you being fucking JUDGEMENTAL.
Girl, you say you have curves? oh, c’mon, those are not curves, your freaking breast are just push up bra’s, and you have less curves than a car on a rainy day sweetheart, go fuck yourself, seriously.
Come to terms with yourself, girl, and accept that you’re a bitch.
You aren’t thick. You’re practically a twig.
You calling anyone bigger than you fat is complete bullshit.
NEW DRINKING GAME
ONE SHOT EVERY TIME SHE SAYS “BUT” OR “LIKE”
What about underweight girls
Do guys not like us
Why does no one acknowledge us
“i have curves”
says the twig
meanwhile all of us girls over here with hourglass figures are like “go on about your curves”
Can i punch this girl? For one missy, you aren’t thick. But your not a twig. I don’t see much curves. I have curves and I’m thicker. Does that make me fat? No.
“guys like girls who are skinny” So you’re putting down girls who are alot nicer than you saying they’ll never get girls because they’re fat? Wrong. Not ALL guys like skinny girls. Everyone has a preference.
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221b’s Union Jack pillow/cushion
- Wearsherlock’s second giveaway due to popular demand!Handmade Belgian tapestry pillow (18 x 13 inch)
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221b’s Union Jack pillow/cushion
- Wearsherlock’s second giveaway due to popular demand!Handmade Belgian tapestry pillow (18 x 13 inch)
as seen in 221b in Sherlock Series One and Two!To enter:
1) Reblog this post. That’s it!
2) You can also retweet our giveaway Twitter post to enterThe winner will be picked randomly (using a random letter generator) on March 8th 2012.
Please make sure your ask box is enabled so we can contact you if you win! You can reblog/like this post as many times as you like. If you don’t have a Tumblr account you can enter via retweeting our Twitter post. If the winner is a Twitter member we will send you an @ message. WE WILL SEND WORLDWIDE.
221b’s Union Jack pillow/cushion
- Wearsherlock’s second giveaway due to popular demand!Handmade Belgian tapestry pillow (18 x 13 inch)
as seen in 221b in Sherlock Series One and Two!To enter:
1) Reblog this post. That’s it!
2) You can also retweet our giveaway Twitter post to enterThe winner will be picked randomly (using a random letter generator) on March 8th 2012.
Please make sure your ask box is enabled so we can contact you if you win! You can reblog/like this post as many times as you like. If you don’t have a Tumblr account you can enter via retweeting our Twitter post. If the winner is a Twitter member we will send you an @ message. WE WILL SEND WORLDWIDE.
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221b’s Union Jack pillow/cushion
- Wearsherlock’s second giveaway due to popular demand!Handmade Belgian tapestry pillow (18 x 13 inch)
as seen in 221b in Sherlock Series One and Two!To enter:
1) Reblog this post. That’s it!
2) You can also retweet our giveaway Twitter post to enterThe winner will be picked randomly (using a random letter generator) on March 8th 2012.
Please make sure your ask box is enabled so we can contact you if you win! You can reblog/like this post as many times as you like. If you don’t have a Tumblr account you can enter via retweeting our Twitter post. If the winner is a Twitter member we will send you an @ message. WE WILL SEND WORLDWIDE.
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